If programming languages had honest titles, what would they be?

  • C: The Boring (and Probably Correct) Choice
  • C++: You Thought It Was Complicated BEFORE
  • Objective-C: Now With Even More Confusing Syntax!
  • C#: You’ll Swear It’s Not Java
  • Swift: You’ll Swear It’s Not JavaScript
  • Java: The Practical Choice of Middleware…

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