(repost) If programming languages had honest titles, what would they be?

Javascript

  • Prototyping Nightmare
  • hail satan, the bringer of darkness and despair for all of mankind! may we suffer for all eternity! the ignorant shall flock to me like lambs to the slaughter, and spread my plague far and wide.
  • Wait, you put HTML, CSS, and SQL in here? Again? And installed it everywhere? Literally EVERYWHERE?

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